Shiv Happens - Shirt
Some ships are built for luxury. Some are built for war. The Shiv? The Shiv is built for absolute nonsense.
The “Shiv Happens” tee is for the real degenerates of the ’verse. The pirates, scavengers, and Star Memers who know every operation is one bad decision away from becoming a legendary story. Inspired by the iconic Shiv from Star Citizen, this shirt celebrates the chaos, laughter, and total unpredictability of life in space.
Perfect for:
- Org ops gone horribly right
- Smuggling runs with zero survival odds
- Emergency “tactical landings”
- Pilots held together by caffeine and duct tape
- Anyone who hears “this’ll be easy” and immediately gets nervous
Clean. Meme-worthy. Instantly recognizable to anyone who flies with the Star Memers.
Because no matter how the mission starts…
Shiv Happens.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HitboTC
- Email: hitbotc-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Shiv Happens - Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
